Don’t Use Topless Sandals As Bandaid!

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by Brock Obama

These topless sandals I purchased recently are amazing! They stay on like magic! I never thought these things would stay on this strong and last this long: I was surprised at how comfortable they were; it feels like walking on pillows but only softer, and stickier, It’s made from glue! It has a special kind of adhesive that sticks to your feet.

Eventually you will have to clean your topless sandals from the oils and dirt from your nasty feet to reactivate the glue. All you have to do is scrub with some dish soap and water, and dry them with a hair dryer. Or if you are a lazy bum, you can just let them air dry. We have a terrible fly problem at our house; my wife tried to use my sandals as a fly trap. Sadly they did not work. So I do not recommend these topless sandals as a fly catcher. It’s made of a different kind of adhesive; the sandals come off without any residue on your feet!

The adhesive sticks like a band-aid. NOTE: DO NOT USE AS A BAND-AID! The glue on the sandals is transparent so that you can see the cloth design under it, which I think is pretty stupid because your foot is covering the whole sandal anyway.

These Topless Sandals are great presents for people that love flip-flops and sandals, but hate straps and thongs. They make awesome gifts for: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Years, Easter, St. Patrick’s Day, Valentines Day, Columbus Day, May Day, Presidents Day, April Fools Day, Flag Day, Earth Day, Thursdays, Parents Day, Grand Parents Day, Great Grand Parents Day, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, Birthdays, pretty much all occasions. Mycoolfeet.com sells more than just topless sandals, they have a wide selection of foot jewelry, and if I were a woman, I would really enjoy the beaded toe thong and toe rings!

The Topless Sandals can help all you people out there with foot pain and blisters on the top of your foot, with these flip flops, there are no straps or thongs that rub on the top of your feet and no flip and flop when you walk! You can also wear these sticky things with socks, which sure you will look stupid but who cares, you will still get attention with the sandals no matter what!

I have walked through dew in my topless sandals and slight rain and they have stayed on perfectly fine. Don’t jump in a river with your sandals, or they will come off. You just need to remember to not submerge your sandals under water. I know this is contradictory, but if you are going swimming dip your sandals in the water, the chlorine causes the adhesive to work even better!

While you may not want to wear these shoes everywhere; they are still so much fun and very comfortable. Take care of them and enjoy this great warm weather keeping your feet cool, tan, happy, free, bare and safe. For the best prices and selection, go to MyCoolFeet.com.

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